Props: The Answer to World Peace
How to survive in the hood of foreign nations

Some of our readers are currently preparing to take their summer vacations, and many are found wondering, "How can I spread the glory of Props to other nations?"

Well, fret no longer. You too can be a Props missionary by spreading the new language! Here are some of the ways to say Props around the word:

·	In French, "proper" translates to approprié. Therefore, if a French person does something to deserve props, you should yell at them, "Les approps! Les approps!" Or something similar. Sure, they'll know you're a tourist from the Southlakian HOOD, but it'll get the point across yo. (Additional note: mad is fou, so if they're really cool...which is doubtful in France...give them " Les approps fou!").

·	In Portuguese, you should use apropriado. What's interesting about Portugal? Anything? I don't think so. No one deserves props there. If you find that they do, you can give them "apropos [louco]." Add the louco only in the case that you have been threatened to give mad props, and must to do. Portugal sucks.

·	Spanish is very much like Portuguese (except a bit cooler). Try apropiado, or perhaps, "Yo quierro apropiado [enojado]." No chihuahua will be saying that any time soon, unless we at Props.Org can influence the marketing people at Taco Bell, inc. Give us a chance to grow a little, we'll get there.

·	German, now there's a good language. If you can hock loogies, you can speak German. Mad props in German translates roughy to korrektes wütendes. Cool, huh? So if some guy (excepting our principal) does something deserving of accolades, perhaps a war cry of "rektes wütendes" or even better, "reks wüts" (woots). This is one of the better and simple multilingual props cries, just the phonetic sound of it: "RECKS WOOTS" is quite prop'd.

·	Finally, the romantic language of EYE-talian (Italian to those of us who are normal) would yield something to the effect of adeguato pazzo. Ahh, what better way to say "I love you," than the gift of "guato!" Italian props are so loving, caring, and yet still reward the recipient of Props with the feeling of satisfaction that all Props inherently carry. And, to my Ghetto Peeps, "Guato Pazzo, Yo!"

Now that you are adequately equipped, young Propsters, go! Out! Encourage the development of a new international standard of appreciation! How can the world unite under one flag of peace without being able to communicate accolades and kudos to each other? We can't. Props is the answer. With Props, everyone everywhere can express what they all feel inside: I love you man. No, not quite. But sure as damned hell: 

Mad Props To You.